[everything in black n white]

Top reasons why ladies today are still single??

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have No money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don’t think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our
job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you’d like to have dinner with."

cheers,

www.trifleo.blogspot.com

1. Men are like ……… Laxatives …… They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like …….. Bananas …… The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like …….. Weather ….. Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ……… Blenders ….. You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

ok well i have abandoned this blog i know!…but thats only cause i have a new n official blog cite now..http://trifleo.blogspot.com …well just to be nice..ill update u on da new entry ive posted..(theres only 2 btw)

well theres one about halloween..how i went trick o treatin with frens n how we egged houses n shit..there is lotsa unsur ganas!k its not ganas..just freaky!

n another bout a friend..hu might not really be a friend..muahhaha..

just read the fuckin blog already man!

love always..-triff-    

www.trifleo.blogspot.com

today we went to the malaysian institute of baking(mib)…god i cant get over it..i made bread from scratch..hell man..we also made chocalate muffins n cookies..it was fun..food tasted awesome n the best part was i made it..aduh!sakit hati..kalau nak makan..

last nyte went out wit frens..got a lil high..was fun..was freakin tired though!had to bake in the morning u see..lol..well i wanna leave the country..those hu wish to join my sad rombongan to flee this country..just contact me..

i was studying science sum time ago..i found out a few interesting yet puzzlin stuff..

1.yeast = microorganism

characteristics..feeds on sugar…gives out carbon dioxide during fermentation

dried yeast = used in bread…as in roti

but isnt yeast also = a pubic infection??

so does that mean wen we eat bread, we are really eating a pubic infection??

2.chlamidonous = microorganism

characteristics..lives in wet areas..its a bacteria!

chlamedia = is also a pubic infection..

do u get the conection of all of these..dayumn!..

last saturday was adam’s b’day..adam happens to be alya’s very cute four year old brother..(atleast i think he is)..he’s party was effin cunted..there was a bouncy castle man!n cotton candy!..n popcorn!..n HELIUM balloons!..haha..well i thought it was ammusin.

me n di actually got into the bouncy castle,while other ppl were givin us cock stares n shit…di was humping da bouncy castle..don ask how!..it was funny.we came to a conclusion that if u were pissed drunk it would be damn fun to be in a bouncy castle..parents shouldnt let small children in it though..they tend to get really violent!

helium was really ammusin..u actually sound funny afta inhaling it..al’s family were havin a whole helium conversation n shit..

conclusion:4 my birthday..im gonna get a whole helium tank with a bouncy castle where we can all get drunk..n smoke helium..

well bout a week ago,we threw nette a farewell thing in chilis, mv!..gonna miss that whiny bitch like crazy!!here’s da pics….

  ~blingsta, krys, kimmy wimmy, mee n wonka tonk!~

praying n thanking god that she is finnally leavin!!…lolz..(no we weren’t praying)_

      ~rombongan to da mens toilet..oops??..~

  my bitches 4 life..love yall like crazy!

yea thats it…well she’s leavin on the 15 of this month…i wish i was da one going!…n i donno..we did stuff together u noe…we got in2 trouble together,we ran across the lawn together while the teachers were havin a meeting..we ponteng class sama-sama with the rest of them pips..stole booze 2gether…eesh!..rindu sial…well shit happens..hope i get this crap out.. n get my sejarah in!!..gotsta pray hard… @#$%..

over n out

wow its been an entire life away from civilization, not commin online for so long!well i got installed yesterday n im now interactor triffany leo!!…yea..sweet! well nothing much happened at install..i must say we all have our share of bad hair days..too bad mine was on my own install!..freak man..paid da lady to screw up my hair!bummer..i want to go shopping!my mum thinks im a sad child cause i listen to michael bubble..i think he has such a sexy voice..i really do!..she finds it weird.i dont think its wrong though..lotsa frens my age listen to em..

if all goes well i might be going to a missionary camp sorta thang to stay with the orang asli..its kinda weird..i hope we dont have to pee in da jungle or anything!..haha..dig up your own hole!!lol..i wanna do this la..im sure it’ll be life changing..dam dam dam..

the countdown to pmr is still buzzin in mah heah but i cant sit down n study..its as if my mind knows that this is important n is purposely stopin me 4rm studying!..its insane…my sis came home last week..saw her 4 a couple of hours then i had to chow..had tuition…boohoo!..so dats it..of to thailand she goes…triona on da other hand..(which is my otha sis)..hmm..where is she?..i cant remember wen was da last time i saw her..

[ANNETTE IS MIGRATIN TO LONDON]…yes its the bitter truth..she is no doubt the loudest person i have ever met..with shockin screams that could hit afghanistan but we all love her n im goin to miss all da noise..i was just gettin used to it!its very challenging trying to throw a going away party 4 her!…all da probs…trying to get everybody of different lifestyles n backgrounds under one roof makin sure evrybody is havin fun…parents r a big prob…cant they just undastand that their children aren’t gonna see their fren anymore n let them just go 4 a one day party at watever time!!i mean like..dude!!..learn how to compromise man!

well this is getting tyring..i think im gonna try to study now..drop a comment if u can..good to noe that ppl read my shit!!…cause its mah shit…haha..n i aint no hollaback gurl!..ok i think i need to tidor!!…nytee!

hello world…i am in desperate need of peeing ryte now but the toilet seems so far away…pmr is in like 90 days n i should really start getting serious…i dont think i can do it..its cheer 2005 tomoro but im not sure wat to wear..lol…there is a wide range of selection in the cheerleading skirt department..undecided!..

just read my sisters blog…am feeling touched…i miss her..she’ll be comming domn sometime next week to see da family b4 she goes on to thailand..as i was reading there was a site connected to her blog..as i was watching it..i felt so..err…its so cruel..(j.lo u better watch this)…everyone should take a loook at this site..its so inhuman!..

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/prefs.asp?video=wetseal_fur

yea..im over this guy which has been repeatedly put me in and out of misery…yea..feels good..(no!! esther im not in denial)but yeah..ive got one thing out of my system..wats next..i need to do something exciting..this year seems to get duller by da day..like my sis always says..i need more drama in my life!!…not too much..cant handle stuff like dat…the song beverly hills by weezer is stuck in my head..and cool by gwen stefani..mah mum’s been shooting me death stare’s cause of the constant singing!……haha..she is so funny..i love her..haha…

last friday my skewl had our lit night..every1 was bored to death but i thought it was ok..haha..i was talking to krys alot dats y..but it was cun la…afta dat we all went to telawi..n [it ended up to be da most drama-est weekend ive had]..everyone was pissed at nad..n nad was pissed wit everyone…lol..everyone was drunk..ok not every1..there were ppl crying n shit..havoc la..i was actually really tired..havent had propper sleep except in skewl la..

i have an obsession with pictures in my blog..im not sure y..its preety exciting…lalalala…so i guess this is it..-peace out-